Seen Servant (Ritual)
Level: 1st
Casting Time: 1 Minute (Ritual)
Range/Area: 60 ft.
Components: V, S, M *
Duration: Until Dispelled
School: Conjuration
Attack/Save: None
Damage/Effect: Control
This spell creates a visible, dim witted, cowardly,
misshapen, Medium greyish lump of mediocre peasantry named Bort (he/it) . Bort performs simple tasks at your command until the
spell ends, with lack of enthusiasm and much complaints.
Bort springs into existence in an unoccupied space on the
ground within range. It has AC 10, unlimited Hit Point, 6 in all stats except
constitution (which is so high it cannot be measured) and a peculiar odor. Bort is a pacifist
and will not engage in violence directly (although it could be convinced to be
a distraction etc). Bort might be able
to intimidate children, small goblins and people who care about property value.
Once on each of your turns as a Bonus Action, you can
mentally command Bort to move up to 15 feet and interact with an object.
Bort can perform simple tasks that a human could do, such as
fetching things, cleaning, mending, folding clothes, lighting fires, inspecting
turnips, serving food, and pouring drinks. Once you give the command, Bort performs the task to the best of its ability until it completes
the task, then waits for your next command. Left to his own device, Bort smokes copious amounts of tobacco, drinks modest amount of beer, attempts to smuggle cabbages and *very occasionally* pulls levers and drinks unatended potions.
Bort is invulnerable and indestructible. Despite this,
he is a vehement coward and will refuse to endanger himself.
If you command the servant to perform a task that would move
it more than 60 feet away from you, Bort gets really anxious and will do
whatever is needed to get back to your side. Bort can be dismissed
with remove curse, wish, death of the caster or the perfect cabbage pie.
Other methods, such as hurling into a volcano or fed to a purple worm have
failed.
* 1 copper a day, every day. He will get it
